Room50two Gaborone: Botswana's Hottest New Hotel? You HAVE to See This!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into Room50two Gaborone. Botswana's Hottest New Hotel? Honestly? I'm still processing it. I went in expecting… well, a hotel. What I got was something else entirely. Something that left me utterly wrecked in the best possible way. This isn't just a review; it's a confession.
(Let's just acknowledge the elephant in the room: SEO is a beast. We'll try to tame it)
The Arrival: First Impressions are…A Thing
Okay, so my flight was delayed. Again. By the time I rolled into Gaborone, I looked and felt like a particularly rumpled discarded shopping bag. But the moment I stepped into Room50two… WHOOSH. Instant chill. It's not just the air conditioning (which, blessedly, is everywhere in this desert heat), it's the… vibe. The lobby isn't some stark, sterile space. It's got this warmth, this pulse, this almost… knowing look. Like it's already heard your travel woes and is ready to offer a hug in the form of a cold beverage.
Accessibility is Key (and a HUGE Win)
Now, I'm not disabled, but I've seen enough hotels fumble this to recognize when it's done right. Wheelchair accessibility? Spot on. Elevators? Check. Easy access to all the public areas? Absolutely. Important Note: While I didn’t personally test it, the commitment felt genuine, not just a checkbox. The corridors seemed wide, and the staff was genuinely smiling, and that always says something.
(Accessibility, Wheelchair accessible, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests)
Room, Sweet Room (and Let's Talk Wi-Fi!)
My room? Oh, the room. First off, Air conditioning. Bliss. You know those hotels that claim AC but it's really just a glorified fan? This isn't one of them. Free Wi-Fi? In all rooms! YES! And it actually worked. I'm talking streaming movies, video calls, the whole shebang. (Forget the Internet [LAN] – nobody's got time for that anymore). The beds were… well, they were so good, I actually considered never leaving. (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Air conditioning, Extra long bed, Wi-Fi [free]) Plus! Blackout curtains. Crucial for jet lag. The bathroom? Shiny. Clean. Complimentary toiletries, oh-so welcome after a long haul flight. (Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary toiletries, Shower, Slippers, Towels)
The Food: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly Fantastic)
Okay, let's be honest. Sometimes hotel food is… a gamble. But Room50two? They've nailed it. Let's begin with breakie, the most important meal of my day.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A solid option, with a good range of Western and Asian options.
- Breakfast in room A nice treat to have! Especially when you're feeling a little bit worse for wear.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They were very accommodating when I asked for something specific.
- Restaurants: The main restaurant, The Copper Kettle, was a star. Excellent International cuisine and a surprisingly extensive Vegetarian restaurant. I, personally, loved the soup, so many flavors.
- Poolside bar: For an afternoon cocktail, look no further. Happy hour was particularly joyful.
(Asian breakfast, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Soup in restaurant, Western breakfast, Vegetarian restaurant, Happy hour)
The Whole "Relaxation" Thing: Spa Day, Anyone?
Okay, so I'm not a spa-goer. I'm more of a "stare blankly at the ceiling with a book" type. But even I was tempted. Spa/sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage. The whole shebang. I opted for a massage, and it was… well, it was transformative. All that travel stress just melted away. The pool with a view was stunning, as expected.
(Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor])
Cleanliness & Safety: Peace of Mind is Priceless
Hygiene certification, Staff trained in safety protocol Yes, they're taking it seriously.
The biggest thing for me? The vibe of safety. Not the fake, forced kind. The real deal. Seeing staff cleaning, hand sanitizer everywhere, and everyone wearing masks (during the pandemic). It made everything so much easier to relax. Plus, the rooms are cleaned to a high standard.
(Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment)
Things to Do In and Around the Hotel
It is a hub! The hotel has a lot to offer!
(Things to do)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Seriously, from something as small as essential condiments to facilities for disabled guests, Room50two seems to think of everything. They provide Invoice provided. This is HUGE, but is also super useful.
(Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events)
The Downsides (Because No Hotel is Perfect)
Alright, the truth serum time. Nothing is perfect, and Room50two is no exception.
- The Location: It’s in Gaborone, which is great, but I didn't have a long time to explore the city, so everything felt a bit further away.
- Pets Allowed: I really wish they might allow pets, but I understand the logic.
(Pets allowed unavailable)
The Verdict: Botswana's Hottest New Hotel? Absolutely.
Do I recommend Room50two? Absolutely. It’s not just a hotel; it's an experience. It’s stylish, comfortable, safe, and the staff are genuinely lovely. It's a place that feels like coming home, even when you're thousands of miles away.
My Quirky Observation: The sheer number of small, thoughtful details. From the perfect lighting to the incredibly soft towels, they've thought of everything. And that, my friends, is what makes Room50two truly special.
Here's the Offer: Because You DESERVE This
Thinking about a trip to Botswana? Book your stay at Room50two now!
- Exclusive deal: Book your room at Room50two Gaborone and get a 15% discount on your entire stay!
- Complimentary cocktail: Enjoy a complimentary cocktail at the poolside bar upon arrival (because, you deserve it!).
- Free airport transfer: Take advantage of our free airport transfer service from Sir Seretse Khama International Airport.
- Bonus: Enjoy a complimentary spa treatment (massage or body wrap).
Book now and discover why Room50two is Botswana's BEST KEPT SECRET!
(Contactless check-in/out, Check-in/out [private], Front desk [24-hour], Concierge, Baggage storage, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Laundry service, Room service [24-hour])
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Escape to Paradise: Your Modern Ostsee Retreat Awaits in Kellenhusen!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is Room50two Gaborone, Botswana: The Chaotic Chronicles – a trip designed by yours truly, meaning it's probably going to be less "picture-perfect" and more "utterly delightful mess." And you're invited to witness the glorious chaos.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Kalahari Sanddust Debacle (A.K.A. Getting Really, Really Gritty, Literally)
Morning (Maybe? My flight time is a suggestion, okay?): Touchdown at Sir Seretse Khama International. Pray the passport control line isn't a soul-crushing marathon. Seriously, my travel anxiety is already kicking in – the fear of the airport is real, and I’m picturing a horde of grumbling TSA agents and a lost suitcase named "Kevin."
- Pro-Tip: Pack snacks. Always. Because airport food is a crime against humanity. And hydration is crucial. Botswana is desert country, remember.
Mid-Morning (Or Whenever I Actually Escape the Airport): Taxi to Room50two. Found it on some hipster travel blog – "quirky, rustic charm, close to the action!" Translation: "Probably a bit dusty, but hey, character!" I'm hoping for the former, bracing for the latter. Oh, and hoping I can actually FIND the place. Navigation is NOT my strong suit. I will 100% get lost, guaranteed.
- Rambling Anticipation: I'm already picturing the room. Will it be all funky mismatched furniture like the pictures? Or will it be some cheap, basic motel room? I'm praying for the former. Also, I'm praying the wifi is decent because, let's be honest, I'll be glued to my Instagram stories.
Afternoon (The Kalahari Sandstorm of My Dreams): Okay, so, this is where it gets interesting. I'm thinking a day trip to the Kalahari Desert is non-negotiable. The plan? A guided tour. The reality? Probably me, battling sand, losing my sunglasses, and questioning all my life choices whilst simultaneously being awestruck by the immense beauty.
- Anecdote Alert: I did a similar trip to the Sahara once. Let's just say, I spent the majority of it glued to a camel's rear, humming the "Jaws" theme song. I'm hoping for a slightly less traumatic dune experience this time.
- Emotional Reaction: The thought of the Kalahari legitimately gives me tingles. The stark beauty, the vastness… It's profoundly humbling. I expect to cry a little (mostly from the wind in my eyes, but also… from just being there).
Evening (Dusty Dinner & The Botswana Beer Blues): Back to Gaborone. Need to find a grub. Room50two had good reviews so I will probably follow their menu and go there. It includes a bar, so maybe I will spend the evening there.
- Quirky Observation: This feels like a big deal. I am going to go to Botswana, of all places.
Day 2: Wildlife Wonderland & The Great Food Fight (A.K.A. When I Probably Shouldn't Have Eaten That Curry)
Morning: Rise and shine, or more like, "drag myself out of bed after maybe one too many beers." The plan is to get up before the sun and go on a nature ride. This is a must do. I'm envisioning lions, elephants, giraffes strutting around, and me gasping and taking a million photos.
- Honest Truth: I never get up early. I'm not a morning person. But, I MUST get up early this time.
Afternoon (The Food Fight): Lunch. This is where things can go sideways. I'm a sucker for street food, and I'll 100% try anything once. I'm picturing some local food stall, maybe some tasty, spicy curry.
- Messy Moment: Remember that aforementioned "eating anything once" policy? Yeah, last time I did that in India, let's just say I spent a day very… intimately acquainted with a toilet bowl. This time, I should be more careful. But I probably won't be.
- Strong Opinion: If good food is found, I am going to post it. I want to eat something amazing.
Evening: Okay, so, for the evening, I am going to get some sleep.
Day 3: Culture Crash Course & Farewell (Or, What I Actually Managed to Do Before They Kicked Me Out)
Morning: Maybe a visit to the National Museum and Art Gallery. Or, if I'm being honest, maybe a leisurely coffee and some people-watching. Let's be honest, I am the laziest traveler on Earth.
- Rambling Thought: I'm pretty sure the success of a day depends on my mood.
Afternoon (The Last Supper… of Sorts): A final meal. Possibly trying a restaurant I've been meaning to try or revisiting a favorite. This is the time to reflect, savor, and probably eat more than I should.
- Emotional Reaction: Bittersweet. Sad to leave but ready for the next adventure.
Evening: Packing. Attempting to shove all my worldly belongings – plus the inevitable souvenirs – into a suitcase. Realizing I have a LOT of laundry. A final, slightly panicked Instagram story. Saying goodbye to Room50two, or, more accurately, saying goodbye to the "rustic charm" (and the questionable plumbing, perhaps). And then… the airport.
This, my friends, is my utterly flawed, potentially epic, and certainly unpolished itinerary. I'll be sure to keep you posted on the carnage. Wish me luck, and prepare for the stories. Because, let's face it, the real trip starts when things go wrong. And, knowing me, things will go wrong. Cheers to that.
Escape to Paradise: Stunning Schoonloo Chalet Awaits!
Room50two Gaborone: Botswana's Hottest New Hotel? You HAVE to See This! ...Or Should You? Let's Dive In!
Okay, spill the tea! Is Room50two REALLY as amazing as everyone says? I'm seeing all the Instagram posts...
Right? The Insta-hype is REAL. And look, the visuals? Stunning. I mean, that rooftop pool overlooking Gaborone? *Chef's kiss*. I was practically drooling. But is it *amazing* amazing? Okay, so here's the thing. It's… complicated. Let me put it this way: the first time I saw it, I thought, "Finally! Gaborone gets some *style*." I'd been stuck in that dreary hotel rut for… well, let's just say too long. The design? Seriously, someone had a *vision*. Think minimalist chic meets African warmth. Think clean lines with a splash of vibrant color. It's all very Instagrammable. My first thought? "This is where I want to fall in love this Summer." Then, reality hit. Because, you know, life. Sigh. And, well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. "Amazing" might be a *strong* word. Let's call it… good... with an added layer of… potential.
What's the vibe like? Is it pretentious or actually fun? Because I can't stand pretentious.
Okay, *this* is a crucial question. I HATE pretentious! I'm all for a good time, not some forced-glamour, you know? And Room50two… it *leans* towards pretentious, but thankfully, it trips over its own feet and becomes just… quirky. Like, there’s an element of trying *too* hard to be hip and cool. The music in the lobby? Sometimes *brilliant*, sometimes makes you want to claw your ears out. The staff is generally lovely, eager to please, but occasionally a little… green. I had one waiter at the rooftop bar who seemed to think water was an exotic delicacy. "Ah, madam, *water*… we *do* have it, though it is something of a... *experience*." I just wanted an iced tea, dude! But yeah, there are these little moments that make it feel delightfully… off. So, not truly pretentious, just… striving. And that, honestly, is more endearing than actually annoying.
Let's talk rooms! Are they actually comfy? Are they *small*? I've heard horror stories…
Okay, ROOMS. This is where things get… interesting. I went in with high hopes. I booked a "deluxe" room, picturing myself lounging like a queen. And then I opened the door… and kind of… laughed. It wasn't *tiny*. But it wasn't palatial either. Let's say "efficiently designed." The bed? Gorgeous. Seriously, the linens were *divine*. Could have slept there forever. But... the space. There wasn't a TON of it. Luggage shuffling was an Olympic sport. If you have a lot of... stuff, you might feel a bit… claustrophobic. The bathroom? Modern, sleek, good water pressure (a MUST in Gaborone). But… I still can’t quite figure out how to work the shower properly. Seriously. There might be a secret button. I probably looked a complete fool for at least five minutes, covered in lukewarm water, trying to figure it out. So, yeah, the rooms are… stylish… but maybe not built for hoarders. And definitely study the shower controls before you get in.
The FOOD. Gotta talk about the food. Is it any good? I need to know about this.
OH. MY. GAWD. The food. Okay, the FOOD. This is the rollercoaster part. The breakfast buffet? Mostly a hit. A solid 8 out of 10. Fresh fruit, good coffee, decent pastries. You'll survive. The main restaurant? Hit and miss. I had the most delicious grilled fish one night. Truly, a taste sensation. The next night? The steak was like chewing old shoe leather. And the service? Snail-paced. I get it, the restaurant is busy. But waiting an hour for your food… when you're *starving* … is not ideal. But the ROOFTOP BAR? That's where the magic happens, sometimes. The cocktails are decent, the snacks are... snack-like, but the view is worth *everything*. I spent an hour there, watching the sunset, nursing a drink, and just… staring. It was beautiful. Almost made up for the shoe leather steak. Almost.
That Rooftop Pool! Tell me *everything*! Because the photos…
Okay, the rooftop pool. Here's the thing. The photos? They don't lie. It's stunning. Infinity edge, incredible views, the works. It's *the* reason to go. But here's the *REAL* story: Get there early. REALLY early. Because it gets crowded. People are fighting over sunbeds. I saw a woman get into a full-blown argument over a pool towel. It was... intense. And the water? Sometimes it's crystal clear. Other times, it's… a little less so. I might have seen a rogue floating hairball or two. Don't think about it too hard. Just grab a cocktail, soak up the sun, and pretend you're in a glamorous music video. It's the best way to handle it. Because, honestly, the view is *that* good. It's worth the potential hairball risk. It's *that* good. It also has the best playlist. Perfect for floating.
Okay, let's get down to it. The big question: Would you recommend it? Should I book a stay?
Alright, the verdict. Is Room50two worth it? Yes… with caveats. If you're looking for pure, unadulterated luxury, maybe not. If you're easily annoyed by minor imperfections, maybe give it a miss. If you’re on a tight budget.. stay away. But if you want to experience Gaborone in a stylish, modern way, definitely go for it. Book it. But set your expectations accordingly. Embrace the quirks. Be prepared to fight over a sunbed. Study those shower controls. And most importantly, go with an open mind and a sense of humour. Because Room50two is a bit of a rollercoaster, but it's a stylish, fun one. And hey, at the very least, the Instagram pics will be *fire*.
