Hanoi's HOTTEST Luxury Apartment: 22Housing near Lotte Tower!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're wading into the glittering, ridiculously luxurious world of 22Housing near Lotte Tower in Hanoi. This ain't just a hotel; it's a statement. A shimmering, air-conditioned, probably-has-its-own-oxygen-supply statement. Let's get messy with this review, shall we?
First Impressions and Accessibility – The "Oh My God, I Feel Fancy" Factor
Okay, so the first thing that hits you is the location. Smack-dab next to the Lotte Tower? Honey, you're practically on the action. This place screams "accessible." The main entrance? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Elevator? Obviously. Wheelchair accessible? Absolutely. They've thought of pretty much everything, from what I could see. I even spotted a car park.
Now, let's be honest, I didn't actually use a wheelchair to test the accessibility (duh!), but the whole vibe is definitely geared towards making things, you know, easy. The sheer slickness of the place makes you feel like you’re about to star in a James Bond movie, even if your actual life involves questionable life choices and an addiction to instant noodles.
Internet: Because We Can’t Live Without It (Sadly)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? CHECK! More importantly, it actually WORKS. I'll admit, I spent a solid hour just staring at the speed test. The internet, internet [LAN], internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas are all top of the line. You can stream movies, upload selfies of your perfect hair and the panoramic view, and generally pretend you're not jet-lagged and wearing yesterday's clothes. Internet access – wireless and LAN options too! Now, I'd love to say I used the internet for productive things, but let's be real… It was cat videos. Lots and lots of cat videos.
Eating, Drinking, and Snacking – My Stomach's Happy Place
Where do I even begin? This is where 22Housing really shines. Forget just a "restaurant." Honey, we're talking multiple restaurants. Western, Asian, a la carte, buffet, you name it, they've got it. I went for the Asian cuisine in restaurant, and let me tell you, the Pho… chef's kiss. Soup in restaurant? Delicious. And the coffee shop! Forget Starbucks, this place has barista-made concoctions that'll make you forget your own name. Plus, bars, poolside bars, snack bars, and even room service [24-hour]! Just say the word, and a plate of deliciousness appears. Now, I may have accidentally ordered a second plate of spring rolls at 2 AM. Don’t judge me.
Relaxation Station: Spa, Sauna, and Bliss
Okay, this is where dreams are made. The spa is INSANE. Body scrub, body wrap, massage? Sign me up! Seriously, I think I spent a good chunk of my trip just being blissfully pummeled into a relaxed heap. The pool with a view? Absolutely stunning. The sauna, steamroom, and foot bath? Pure heaven. And the gym/fitness center? Well, I looked at it. Mostly. Let's just say my dedication to the gym ended where the massage table began.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Nobody Wants the Flu (or Anything Else)
Okay, so this is where they're really on top of things. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Individually-wrapped food options? Check! They even have hygiene certification. I mean, I saw staff members washing their hands so often, I thought they were auditioning for a play about obsessive-compulsive disorder, but hey, I'm not complaining. Rooms sanitized between stays? Definitely a plus. Sterilizing equipment? They’ve got it all. You can even opt-out of room sanitization. This is the kind of safety that makes you feel…safe.
Services and Conveniences: Because They Thought of Everything
Seriously, they thought of everything. From dry cleaning to laundry service to concierge, they take care of everything. Baby sitting services, family friendly… They even had a doorman! Daily housekeeping? My room always looked pristine. I'm pretty sure they have invisible fairies who handle the cleaning when you’re not looking, even though I did witness daily housekeeping in my room. Cash withdrawal? Check. Luggage storage? Check. Food delivery? Check. You can even get your invoice provided! It was like being in a bubble of comfort.
For the Kids: Babysitting and More!
They've considered the little ones, with babysitting services and kid-friendly facilities. So, if you have the screaming brats, you're covered. Family friendly, for sure.
Rooms: Your Personal Oasis (and Why I Didn't Want to Leave)
Okay, the rooms. Let's talk rooms. I was in a non-smoking room, naturally. Air conditioning? Obviously. It’s Hanoi, y'all. Blackout curtains? Yes, please. I could sleep until noon if I let myself (which I did, on several occasions). I had complimentary tea, free bottled water, and a mini bar stocked with…well, things that I probably shouldn't have been drinking at 3 AM. The bed? Oh, the bed. I swear, it was like sleeping on a cloud made of marshmallows and pure bliss. Extra long bed? Perfect. Bathtubs, separate showers, and robes? I never wanted to leave. It was all perfect.
Getting Around: The Art of the Easy Escape
Airport transfer? Thank goodness. Taxi service? Absolutely. Valet parking? Yes. Car park [on-site] and car park [free of charge]? Why, yes!
The Quirks, The Imperfections, The Realness
Okay, no place is perfect. And that's part of the charm, right?
The Price Tag: Let's not kid ourselves. This place is a splurge. A serious splurge. But honestly? Worth it, for the experience.
The Language Barrier (Slightly): Most staff spoke excellent English, but there were a few moments where my frantic gestures were required.
The Temptation to Stay Forever: Seriously, I almost missed my flight. It's just that comfortable.
The Verdict: Should You Book? A Firm, Enthusiastic YES!
Look, if you're looking for pure, unadulterated luxury in Hanoi, 22Housing near Lotte Tower is it. It's not just a hotel; it's an experience. It's a chance to pamper yourself, to relax, to indulge, and to feel like you're living your best life. Is it perfect? No. But it's damn close.
My Slightly Messy, Stream-of-Consciousness, Opinionated, But Totally Honest Recommendation: BOOK IT. NOW.
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Zingst, Germany: Your Dream Modern Apartment Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… well, this is me, loose-cannon-traveler, attempting to survive Hanoi while hopefully stumbling upon some semblance of joy. And it all starts in a luxury apartment near Lotte Tower, because hey, I deserve a little pampering before the chaos commences.
Hanoi Havoc: A Stream-of-Consciousness Itinerary (with a Few Tears and a LOT of Pho)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bed-Finding Debacle (or, Why I Love Room Service)
- Morning (ish): Touchdown in Noi Bai Airport. Okay, the immigration line was brutal. Felt like I aged a decade. Currency exchange – got ripped off, I'm sure. But hey, the air smelled of… something. Incense? Diesel? Either way, Hanoi was calling!
- Afternoon: Finally, finally, at the 22Housing apartment. Stunning view of… well, a lot of other buildings, but still! That luxury, though! Marble, soft fluffy towels, the air conditioning that actually works. Pure bliss. Except… where's the bed really comfortable? Spent a good half hour trying to find the perfect sleeping position, which involved a lot of tossing and turning the pillows and blankets just right.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Room service. Because, hello, I deserve it. Ordered a ridiculous amount of spring rolls (seriously, spring rolls are like crack). And watched Vietnamese TV, which, let me tell you, is an experience. The dubbing is… unique. The storylines? Unfathomable. But I loved every second.
- Night: Fell asleep with the TV on, drooling on the ridiculously soft pillow. Woke up at 3 AM, wide awake. Jet lag is a beast. So, made a pot of instant coffee and watched the city wake up. The early morning hustle of Hanoi is something else.
Day 2: The Pho Pilgrimage and Motorcycle Mayhem (aka, Me vs. the Road)
- Morning: Okay, deep breath. Time to conquer pho. (And maybe not the bed so much) Found a local place, because, you know, authenticity. The tiny plastic stools were a challenge, the language barrier a bigger one. But the pho? Oh. My. God. Worth every awkward mime and confused nod. I almost cried, it was so good. Seriously. Best bowl of noodles ever.
- Late Morning: Decided to be adventurous and tried driving a motorbike. I swear, Hanoi is the motorbike capital of the world. Got absolutely lost. Nearly caused an accident. Honked at everyone and everything. Felt like a total idiot. But, hey, I survived (mostly).
- Afternoon: Attempted to visit the Hoan Kiem Lake. Beautiful, tranquil… except for the hordes of people. Trying to take a picture with the turtle tower, but there were many people, many selfies happened behind the frame, as well as me nearly getting run over by a rogue (not rogue, they're everywhere!) motorbike. This is intense. Got a coconut drink from a street vendor – bliss.
- Evening: Dinner at a restaurant recommended by the concierge. Food was delicious, but the service… lets just say there was a lot of pointing and hand gestures. The red wine was questionable, but the atmosphere was great. It was loud, the music was lively, and the people-watching was gold.
Day 3: History and Heartbreak (and My Personal Quest for Coffee Nirvana)
- Morning: Visited the Temple of Literature. Stunning. Peaceful. Contemplating life, the universe, and why I can't take a decent photograph. The history is amazing. Made me feel incredibly small and insignificant, which, you know, is a nice change from feeling like a total klutz on a motorbike.
- Late Morning: Finding the perfect coffee. This is my mission. Spent a good chunk of the morning wandering around, sampling Vietnamese coffee at several different locations, finding ones with the perfect amount of caffeine and condensed milk. (I am obsessed with it!) The perfect one is in the streets, the seller with a small stool, it has to be that.
- Afternoon: Wandered through the Old Quarter. Chaos. Bliss. Smells. Colors. Sounds. Tried to haggle for a scarf (badly), got hopelessly lost (again), and ended up in a tiny alleyway where an old woman offered me a cup of tea. We didn't understand a word each other said, but there was a connection. Felt a pang of something. Something real.
- Evening: Dinner at a place with live music. Started to feel lonely. Missing my friends, family, and my regular couch. Then the band started playing, the music filled the air, and for a moment, I felt… okay. Still, after one more cup of coffee, I would sit in my room and watch a bit of Vietnamese TV.
Day 4: The Water Puppet Surprise and a Farewell (Sort Of)
- Morning: Went to a water puppet show. Honestly, I was skeptical. But it was… magic. The music, the puppets, the sheer silliness of it all! Absolutely loved it. Got a bit teary-eyed at the end. I’m such a softie!
- Afternoon: Shopping! Bought more spring rolls, coffee, and silly souvenirs for everyone back home. (Or, you know, at least one thing for everyone.)
- Late Afternoon: Back to the apartment. Poured myself a glass of wine and looked out the window. Hanoi. It's a mess. It's frustrating. It's beautiful. It's chaotic. And, I'm weirdly sad to be leaving (even though I'm also itching to return to my cozy bed).
- Evening: Farewell dinner at a rooftop restaurant. The view was killer. The food was… okay. But the moment? Pure gold. I just sat there, staring at the city, and smiling. This trip? It was exactly what I needed. Even the bad parts. Especially the bad parts.
And now… the mess:
- This "itinerary" is just a guide, a suggestion. I'll be eating more pho, getting lost more often, and probably attempting to "negotiate" for a slightly better price on a souvenir.
- The emotional rollercoaster is real. There will be moments of pure joy and moments of complete and utter overwhelm.
- Sleep? I think that's something that happens somewhere else. I'm already looking forward to my next adventure!
This is me, folks. Perfectly imperfect, a little bit lost, and completely in love with the messy, beautiful chaos of Hanoi.
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Bayrischzell Holiday Home Awaits!
So, 22Housing... is it REALLY as fancy as everyone says?
Okay, picture this: I'm walking in, right? (Okay, maybe hobbling a bit after a particularly aggressive scooter ride to get there). The lobby... it's like suddenly you're in a James Bond movie, or maybe *pretending* to be in a James Bond movie. Lots of shiny, smooth surfaces. And the smell? Either really expensive perfume, or maybe they've got a state-of-the-art air freshener – it hides the usual Hanoi smells, anyway. So yes, it's fancy. Ridiculously, eye-wateringly, makes-you-question-your-life-choices-fancy. My friend, who's usually completely unflappable, nearly choked on her iced coffee just *looking* at the chandelier. It’s that level.
And the views from the famous Lotte Tower apartments? Are they worth the hype?
Look, let me be painfully honest here. I’ve seen better views. Kidding! Sort of. The view is spectacular – you can spot the whole of Hanoi! I think I could even see my poor, neglected balcony from up there. No, it's breathtaking. You feel like you're on top of the world, or at least, on top of several million motorbikes. But the first time I went – and this is embarrassing – I got vertigo. Seriously, the height got to me. I had to grip the window for a good five minutes while my friend was all, "See?! Worth it!"... after she'd finished taking about a million photos, naturally. So, the view? Yes, incredible. But maybe bring some Dramamine if you're easily affected by heights. And a barf bag, just in case... (Just kidding... kind of.)
What's the deal with the amenities? Is there anything besides just a fancy view?
Oh, the amenities. They're… well, they're there. A pool, a gym. The usual suspects. And I *think* there was a spa. (Honestly, after the view, I blacked out a little. The sheer opulence was overwhelming). My friend insisted on using the gym, because apparently she needed to "burn off the champagne" (which she hadn't even *had* yet, the show off!). And you know what? I saw a guy in there wearing a silk robe. A SILK ROBE! Working out. I just... I quit. I went and stared at the view again. And the pool. It was lovely, but I'm not sure I'd recommend it to someone who likes a laid-back vibe. Everything is polished, perfect. Not exactly my style, but hey, some people like that, right?
Is it actually a good place to *live*? Or just a place to show off?
That's the million-dong question, isn't it? Honestly? I only spent a few hours there, so I can't say with absolute authority. But judging from the people I saw, it definitely feels like a place where you mostly *show off*. Picture this: polished nails, designer handbags, and the faint aroma of money. Not exactly the kind of neighborhood where you pop over to borrow a cup of sugar, you know? I imagine everyday life there is pretty… isolated. I’d probably end up ordering takeaway every night and avoiding socialising, just to maintain the illusion that I belonged there. Then again, I’m a pretty messy person. Maybe if you're super-wealthy and into that whole curated lifestyle thing, it’s paradise. Me? I think I’ll stick to my slightly-less-glamorous (and infinitely less stressful) apartment. At least the roosters are friendlier.
How about the staff? What's their demeanor like? Are they helpful?
The staff… well, they were… present. Extremely polite. Almost *too* polite. Like they'd been specifically trained to be unfailingly helpful, which, let's be honest, is probably what happened. They were always smiling, always opening doors, saying "xin chào" with such genuine warmth that I almost felt guilty for not being as polished as their surroundings. There was a lovely doorman. He looked like he'd seen it all. I tried to make eye contact and give him a little wink, but he just blinked. Probably used to it. They were helpful insofar as guiding you anywhere you wanted to go, opening doors, getting you taxis. The service was impeccable, but there wasn't that friendly, chatty feel you get in a smaller place. Kind of… formal, but in a good way. If you want service, quality and a safe feeling, you get here. But if you want a friend to tell the waiter, I don’t think you’d get it here.
Are there any downsides we should consider?
Okay, let's be real. The biggest downside? The price tag. I mean, you could probably buy a small village in the countryside for the cost of a month's rent. Besides that? Possibly feeling a little out of place if you're not used to that level of luxury. It’s like going to a Michelin-starred restaurant when you're used to street food – it's an experience, but it might not be your everyday cup of tea (or in this case, your everyday champagne flute). Also, I imagine parking your motorbike might be… interesting. And the potential for getting coffee-spilled on you by someone in that silk robe while you're ogling the view. But honestly? If I could afford it, I'd put up with all of those things. Well, maybe not the silk robe. I'd probably just run away and join the circus.
Okay, spill. Would you recommend 22Housing?
Okay, here's the truth bomb. If you have the money, and you thrive in that super-refined, super-expensive environment, then absolutely, go for it. It’s an experience. The views alone are worth the visit. If you're like me, though – someone who values a bit of quirkiness, someone who likes feeling a little bit *real* – perhaps it’s more of a "visit-and-admire" kind of situation. I mean, I'm perfectly happy with my slightly-less-shiny apartment. At the end of the day, I think I’d rather spend my money on a decent plate of pho, honestly. And maybe a new pair of shoes. Definitely not a silk robe, though. Never a silk robe. But hey, you do you. And if you *do* end up living there, invite me for dinner! I'll bring the slightly-less-fancy wine. And the stories.
